When PUMAs Attack

For those of you that do not know what a PUMA is, it is short for Party Unity My Ass. Basically, PUMAs are a contingent of women is are still angry that Hillary Clinton did not get the nomination. You will know that you are talking to one when:

1. They are on tv crying about it.
2. They are spreading the lies about Obama and have no evidence to back it up.
3. They say that they will vote for McCain, a man who would want to limit their reproductive rights.
4. Highly irrational middle aged (usually white) woman who you can immediately tell is undersexed and needs some badly but if men are smart they will avoid that shit (end of run-on sentence).

Example:





I am sure you can find more videos like this on youtube, but wow!

I have met some of these women and the truth is that they were already fucking crazy to begin with, so this shouldn't be a surprise, but the issue is that they are acting like this during the most important election of our period. They get so irrational, that like a woman scorned, they will do something to hurt the guy who's only fault was that people voted for him more than Hillary. Not only that, if they can't get who they want, they are willing to vote for the wrong guy and risk fucking up our country for another 8 years because they could not get a handle on their emotions and only wanted to see a woman elected President. (I talked to someone who was a PUMA and they only reason they gave me for their support of Hillary was that "it was a woman's turn. Cry me a fucking river)

Now I admit I come off sounding sexist and all that, and if you feel way you should really piss off and find another blog to read. Even so, I am speaking the truth here that this group of women are a bunch of crazy morons and that I hope that they are not allowed to ever hold any positions of authority because obviously they have shown that their self-interests are the only things that they have in their mind.

Hillary Clinton spoke at the convention last night and she posed a question, that was the most poignant line of the night from her speech. She basically asked the PUMAs if they were in it for her, of for their country?

My respect shot through the roof for her when I heard this.

Weekend randoms

I got back 2 hours ago from visiting my mom for her birthday. My brother and I hooked her up with and iPod Nano and a $25 iTunes gift card. She loved the gift so much she was listening to it and ignoring us. My mom always ends up afraid of electronics and she doesn't think that she needs something until you give it to her as a gift. I am glad that I got it for her and have pretty much gotten her into the 21st century, at least on the electronics side.

I also got to see my grandparents and they are doing very well.

I have been doing the best that I can to completely get over this whole girl thing. I have been so busy that a lot of times I do not even think about it, but then every once in a while a thought slips in my head and I get pissed off because I know that I have been played once again, and deep down inside, I do not want to completely trust another woman. I think that I am finding that as I get older and my friends are getting in serious relationships that I am really starting to believe that I may end up being the one who is going to be single for a very long time or more fearfully the rest of my life and I am pretty much preparing for that. Yeah I know its unlikely but at least I will be surprised if something happens. I will be even more surprised if I find a honest woman who actually wants to be with me and not feed me a lot of bullshit.

In other news, Obama selected Joe Biden to be his running mate. I think that he has made a wise decision to pick someone who will question him and who is more experienced. Joe Biden also is very good at going right after the people that need to be called out. I am starting to feel more confident that Obama will be the next president.

The olympics are over; they were awesome for once!

I am pretty much over it

I am pretty much over this whole girl business. Even so, I am now more cynical about relationships than I have ever been in my life. Here are my current cynicisms that pertain to me:

1. If a girl tells you that she likes you and then you meet her parents not long after meeting her, she will dump you and tell you that you are moving too fast.

2. Girls want bad boys because they feel better if they have to change someone. If you are a normal good guy, that means less drama for them to talk about, and if there is no drama, they don't feel important.

3. If you do anything nice for a girl, it makes them nervous, and that is not good for you. She will dump you.

4. Females lie. All of them. Never ever believe anything they say, they always have something to hide.

5. If you are a nice guy, and a girl dumps you, you become the bad guy and you will be treated like you do not exist. Even if you do nothing wrong.

6. If a girl does not respond like she normally does when you tell her that you like her or miss her or ignores that part of your statement, you will be dumped.

7. Always trust your gut feelings. They are usually right. At the same time play it cool and get more information before you make a rash decision.

8. All females are irrational. There is nothing you can do about this, but try to find the one who is rational a majority of the time.

9. When thinking about having sex with someone, always consider whether or not you would be embarrassed to be seen with a woman should she become pregnant with your child. If you will be embarrassed, abstain from sex with said individual.

10. Never trust a girl who will only have conversations through text messages. This may mean that she can't hide her true feelings when talking with people directly, and seeing words never conveys any feeling.

This is all I have for now. I am sure that I will find more later the more I think about it.

This kind of sucks.

A few days ago the girl who I have been hanging out with told me that she felt that things were moving too quickly and that she really wanted to be single. I am not going to complain about how I feel about that statement but rather I am going to talk about just how I feel about the whole thing.

I do not have a problem with what she wants, because I actually care about her enough that I want her to be happy, but at the same time I cannot help but feel like I have become the whipping boy for all females who have had bad previous relationships. She was involved with someone for a long time, and I completely understand why she would want to be single, but I do feel left out in the cold.

I have been lying to myself when I say that I am over her completely. I am not. I sometimes wish that she would hit me up, and tell me that she has changed her mind and made a mistake because I would forgive and forget in a minute, but I know that will probably not happen.

I only dated her for about two months, but sometimes you know when you found the person that is worth keeping. As much as I want to be mad at her, I can't be. She is still a great woman, and any man would be lucky to have her.

I made a new mix, appropriately titled "The Rejection Mix." There is nothing in there that is degrading to her at all, but it really focuses on how I usually feel when this happens, from sad, to angry, to ready to go dance my pain away. I think it is one of my better mixes; not perfect, but the flow I am trying to convey (subconsciously) has been acheived. I hope you like it and it is about an hour long. It is on this blog to the right. Let me know what you think.

Funny shit

This is near my barbershop. Hilarious!

Toby Keith Shows that Country Music is for the Rednecks

I don't know if any of you have heard this but Toby Keith, the douchbag country singer who I think is single-handedly responsible for all of this unquestioning flag waiving and fake patriotism has a song out now that is literally about lynching. I think that he thinks that it is a good thing. Here are some lyrics:

Well a man come on the 6 o'clock news
said somebody's been shot
somebody's been abused
somebody blew up a building
somebody stole a car
somebody got away
somebody didn't get to far yeah
they didn't get too far


Grandpappy told my pappy back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street
For all the people to see

That Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down
You can bet he'll set 'em down...

So much for country music being wholesome and good for the family. Obviously this redneck fuck needs a good lesson. Let's see if he would be brave enough to talk this shit in Baltimore. I think not.

In addition to this stupid song he was on a radio show where he basically says that black people won't like Obama because he is a black person who talks and carries himself like a Caucasian. You can hear this shit for yourself:



Now when I was growing up and maybe even today I would get told that I act white because I am black. Maybe there is a point there (there isn't), but what Toby "Get er Done" Keith fails to recognize because he is a dumb fuck is that Obama is half white, so maybe it is ok for him to carry himself that way, you know, if there was such a thing as acting black or white. The other thing that pisses me off about his statements is that he has an idea that black people shouldn't act a certain way, namely being smart, and that we are supposed to act stupid all the time. I mean seriously, is this the guy that poor white Americans tell me all of the time is a good American? No wonder these same people are in the bad predicament they are in.

Sigh. Sometimes when I hear shit like this I wonder what kind of country I am living in. Obviously it's nothing to wave a flag about anymore. Unless you are a redneck fuck like this guy.

Quick hits

So somehow a recent Gallup poll is suggesting that Obama and McCain are in a dead heat due to McCain's stupid ads. Basically American's who believe this shit are stupid and if they vote for McCain they deserve whatever (bad) quality of life they end of living. Go America!

While McCain was acting like a little bitch, Obama was acting like a mature man and outlined his energy plan. Here it is:



I am going to try to record a new mix. Even though times have been busy for me this summer I really need to get some gigs. I also need to get a job that will allow me to have gigs. My current job destroys that. It destroys my entire life. It's no longer worth the money when I spend it on gas to get to work.

I am off to get some sleep before another 12 hours on the job. Peace!

Speaking of the girl I like

This is her dancing haha!!! It's actually not bad at all.

Drunken Dance Party

Back Home in Pocomoke

So I got back today from a quick trip back to the Eastern Shore to visit my grandfather who was seriously ill. He was unable to speak, unable to remember people, and was basically in a state that made us believe that things were going badly. So much to my surprise when I arrive home he is back to his old self, startng trouble and doing work around his house. Basically we all think that he was bitten by a tick and caught a disease other than Lyme and he has been put on a months worth of antibiotics. This is an important reminder to protect yourself from ticks because they can cause some damage.

While at home, my brother and I spent a lot of time trying to get our mom fall in love with the internet. She is scared of it and thinks that everything she will do will cause her identity to be stolen. I need her to get used to it before I purchase a specific gift for her. She did pick up on it and at this point she loves to look up recipes, check her email, and listen to internet radio on Pandora. I must say that it has become one of my favorite sites, and if you have an iPhone or an iPod Touch, they offer a great app for free.

While there I took my mom out to dinner at Texas Roadhouse in Fruitland, MD. I noticed how "rednecked out" certain locations have gotten, and this restaurant was no exception. You typical "flag waiving but ask no questions of your government" were there as well as lots of parents with 2 or more children as well as plenty of pregnant women. I can't tell you how relieved I am that I was a goody goody in high school and didn't lose my viginity until I was 19 and far away from the Eastern Shore. I know that I would have been stuck with some girl who would let herself go and living a miserable life. A lot of people that I used to go to school with live lives just like that. Not cool with me at all.

Before I left, John McCain put out a ridiculous ad comparing Obama to do nothing celebrities without even stating what he stands for. I mean, this campaign is ridiculous with McCain acting like a baby because Obama took on his challenge and cam out looking good. I would post the ad on here, but it is so stupid that I refuse to do it. I am sure you can find on youtube with all of his other stupid crap. I just don't understand how people would vote for someone like this. I mean, we as Americans seem to be voting for the dumb guy lately so we feel like he is one of us. What the hell is wrong with Obama's qualities of being smart, thoughtful, and level-headed? The obvious answer is nothing is wrong but we are dealing with old vs young, black vs white, male vs female in this election.

Well I got a chance to see this girl I am talking to (I cannot call her my girl yet because we have not had that conversation yet, but it looks like things are heading in that direction). She had been gone for a few days on a business trip so it was nice to see her again. There have not really been that many people that I have wanted to be with as much as her. If any of you had a chance to meet her, you would know why. I honestly found myself missing her badly while she was gone.

I am about to head to bed. I have to do my grocery shopping for the month (bulk is the way to go) and then I go to work tomorrow night. I can deal with nights at my job. Good night!