I am pretty much over it

I am pretty much over this whole girl business. Even so, I am now more cynical about relationships than I have ever been in my life. Here are my current cynicisms that pertain to me:

1. If a girl tells you that she likes you and then you meet her parents not long after meeting her, she will dump you and tell you that you are moving too fast.

2. Girls want bad boys because they feel better if they have to change someone. If you are a normal good guy, that means less drama for them to talk about, and if there is no drama, they don't feel important.

3. If you do anything nice for a girl, it makes them nervous, and that is not good for you. She will dump you.

4. Females lie. All of them. Never ever believe anything they say, they always have something to hide.

5. If you are a nice guy, and a girl dumps you, you become the bad guy and you will be treated like you do not exist. Even if you do nothing wrong.

6. If a girl does not respond like she normally does when you tell her that you like her or miss her or ignores that part of your statement, you will be dumped.

7. Always trust your gut feelings. They are usually right. At the same time play it cool and get more information before you make a rash decision.

8. All females are irrational. There is nothing you can do about this, but try to find the one who is rational a majority of the time.

9. When thinking about having sex with someone, always consider whether or not you would be embarrassed to be seen with a woman should she become pregnant with your child. If you will be embarrassed, abstain from sex with said individual.

10. Never trust a girl who will only have conversations through text messages. This may mean that she can't hide her true feelings when talking with people directly, and seeing words never conveys any feeling.

This is all I have for now. I am sure that I will find more later the more I think about it.